I think this should be your new favorite way to show off. If
your dinner parties are anything like mine, dessert arrives with
more of a whimper than a bang. Oh yes, that trifle looks
lovely, that cheesecake is most certainly the bomb, most
people are probably thinking, but I just crawled out of a vat
of deeply braised short ribs and I’m gasping for air.
Doctor, gimme an apple, stat! I forgot what...